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The Holy Trinity

The Holy Trinity

Color: Navy
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$29.95
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Gildan Softstyle® 64000: The gold standard in comfort. Soft enough to wear during a food coma, durable enough to survive your most ambitious eating adventures.

Unisex Fit: Designed for real humans who eat real portions. Comfortable, relaxed, and ready for whatever your appetite demands.

100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Softer than your feelings when they're out of your favorite dish. Breathable, premium fabric that moves with you from breakfast to midnight snack. (Fiber content may vary for different colors)

Light Fabric: Won't weigh you down when you're already carrying the emotional weight of choosing between pizza or tacos.

Runs True To Size: Realistic sizing for people with realistic appetites. No surprises, just consistent comfort wash after wash.

Made, Packaged, and Ships From USA: Quality you can trust, delivered faster than your last food delivery order.
Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Cotton That Gets It: Because when you're committed to eating well, you need a shirt that can keep up. Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton.

Breathable Fabric For Food Coma: Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric that keeps you comfortable from brunch to midnight snacks.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Comfortable because we believe in realistic sizing for realistic eaters.
Built to Last

Built to Survive Your Eating Schedule:
Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves because this shirt will see things. Multiple meals per day. It's ready.

Won't Quit Before You Do:
Quarter-turned construction eliminates that annoying center crease and keeps its shape through countless food adventures.

Tear-Away Label :
Easy-to-remove label for tag-less comfort. Because the only thing that should irritate you is when someone suggests "sharing portions."
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30-Day Money Back Guarantee: Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA: All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are 100% Made in the USA



For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely!

We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive an email with a tracking number, so you can follow your package's journey, right to your doorstep!
What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees.

Soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.